I’m going to have to get a tape or other recorder in the car just to get down some of the crazy ramblings of the Brothers on the way up to Mooloolaba. This is one of the many.
Br Eel drove us to Mooloolaba last Sunday in his stylish new Holden Calais limo, remarking that the leather seats needed cleaning because the car had been used for the transportation of rug rats. This led to a spirited discussion on the dirt-leather interface, leather cleaning agents, detergent-based, soap and water etc with much pontification, refutation and disputation.
Finally, as it always does, clarity emerged by going back to basics.
Br Flounder postulated that as leather was organic, the best thing to clean it with ought to be an organic enzyme agent. Bovine Saliva. Hang on – maybe we could market this in 500 ml bottles, complete with cow-tongue mitten.
Memo to self *Must go talk to Supacheap Auto
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