The New Hat

 
You will note that Bros Eel and Anchovy are wearing the SMB hat MkIII.
 
The only two active Brothers of rank “Predator” moved a motion to distance themselves from the American influenced cap in a secret meeting conducted in the environs of the sacred “Underwater World”.
 
The design chosen was the:
 
white – signifying purity of soul
bucket – [...]

Constitution and Rules – Girls

Another fantastic day!
Eel and I shot the breeze on the way up and reminisced about Br Whale and his “power of positive parking” mantra from the mid nineties.
It works! Just make up a tune and begin singing “the power of positive parking” at the top of your voice, and a parking spot will appear miraculously. [...]

Starting a Secret Society – Part 3 – A Slogan

Yes, SMB has a combined slogan and invocation, but I really can’t tell you what it is. The picture from the cover of Lesbian News provides a clue, but other than that you’re on your own – sorry, you’ll have to join the club.
The reason I can’t tell you is because the other members of [...]