Starting a Secret Society Part 6 – Mission,Vision and Values

Well spring is here in full force, consigning a three week winter to the wheelie bin of memory. The nippers are out in full force continuing the endless summer of the Queensland beach culture cycle.
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I suppose even Secret Societies ought to be corporatised to gain credibility in the wider world. I imagine Bill Gates in [...]

Starting a Secret Society – Part 5 – Secret Names

No SMB last Sunday because it was mother’s day and we all had our various parts to play. Br Eel even travelled to Melbourne to be with his Mum.
If you’re going to start a secret society you really need to have secret names, because you don’t want the authorities being able to track you down [...]

CIA Chief Quits (over Burkina Fiasco)

Reuters:
CIA chief Porter Goss, assigned to rebuild the US spy agency after the twin intelligence breakdowns of September 11 and Iraq, quit under pressure on Friday after less than two years in the job. President George Bush gave no explanation for the move ….
Shit, sorry Porter, um, we really didn’t mean to draw the world’s [...]

Starting a Secret Society – Part 4 – The Uniform

I know you’re out there anxiously waiting for the next instruction on how to start a secret society so you can carry out nefarious deeds, like overthrowing the government of Burkina Faso. Mind you I would’t recommend it personally because a quick check of the CIA web site will tell you:

“Burkina Faso’s high population density [...]

Starting a Secret Society – Part 3 – A Slogan

Yes, SMB has a combined slogan and invocation, but I really can’t tell you what it is. The picture from the cover of Lesbian News provides a clue, but other than that you’re on your own – sorry, you’ll have to join the club.
The reason I can’t tell you is because the other members of [...]